plinytheyounger:

bro-stoevsky:

I was tagged by @sathinfection​ whose line was good

Rules: Share the last line you wrote, and tag as many people as there are words.

I thought you’d be pleased

gonna kick the tires on this new blog and tag people I at least suspect of being currently writing: @plinytheyounger, @viletorpedo, @berrysphase, @pottedmusic and @wildcard47

hi. bro. were you trying to kill me with the ‘tag as many people as there are words’ rule

It is an ironic circumstance, that men often receive the pleasures of life when they are least positioned to enjoy them; thus the Marquis de Lafayette, in the flourishing of his fortune and with an overladen table, received an abounding Nantucket cheese for lighting up the streets of Paris with whale oil, and was only inconvenienced; this was mighty bad timing; had but a crumb of that monstrous cheddar been lowered down to him in his prison-cell, that poor Frenchman would have wept! – and just the same, the fine cheese laid before Ahab at table could have been vermescent hard-tack; it penetrated him mechanically, but that inward Bastille of the heart received no provision.

t-tagging…..i……….can’t do 113 people…..please do this if you want to.

I tend to write stuff out of order, but I think this was the last bit I wrote before I hit Post: “How’d you get in? I locked, bolted, and chained that door myself. Oh, and Lohmann’s younger now.”

I don’t think I know seventeen people on this hell of a website, and the last sentence isn’t as funny without the previous two.