Introducing the Uncle Friend

copperbadge:

engineerleopoldfitz:

0hcicero:

snakewife:

• distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)
• has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–
• absolutely should not be in charge
• absolutely does not WANT to be in charge
• you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff
• wants to help you out when you’re sad???
• may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case
• absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween
• you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

@mindkindling Guess what – you’re the Uncle Friend, in the best way possible – Like a gay Taika Waititi ❤ 

Somehow I feel like this is all about @copperbadge‘s friend R…

And here I was thinking it was me. Though yes, R does also qualify for most of those and has almost-died more times than I have, technically speaking. 

He bought his last pair of very impressive shoes off a guy on a streetcorner at 4am.