bards-against-hoomanity:

a-singing-dragonfly:

the-knights-who-say-book:

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“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

These aren’t exaggerations

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Hipponax of Ephesos fought God in the Arby’s parking lot and won