the bar is so low
im gonna go ahead and say this meme was absolutely made by a straight man
Every bit of this description is like “I’m a sapiosexual,” or “I’m spiritual but not religious” — people do exist who could legitimately describe themselves that way, but the ones I know never do, because they’re not pretentious creeps posing as intellectuals.
(Also, is tying up your hair the new letting down your hair?)