the-optimism-of-the-ostriches:
Pro’s of being a Plague Doctor:
- mask smell nice sniff sniff mmmm that goodass aromatic herbs bitch
- leeches
- get paid to poke w/ stick hell yeah babey living the dream
- what’s under those robes? boy? girl? unqualified fruit seller? doesn’t matter there is no gender only Death
All very valid points, though I would like to add:
- Bird
My gender, also, is Death. I could succeed in this profession.