One of these days, I’m going to flip (cisswap) a bunch of Poe stories and see whether I can still make them seem creepy instead of ridiculous: “So there’s this guy I like, well okay, he’s my cousin…and I mean he’s kinda sickly, but he’s got these grrrrrreat teeth…kinda makes me wanna…DIG HIM UP IF HE DIES AND PRY THEM ALL OUT WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS. (Pause) Oh God, ssssssssoooooooooooo hotttttttttt.”
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