Me, daydreaming about my subject: I am a student of history, I carry with me the stories of the ages, I walk with ghosts, thousands of people live again through my remembrance of them, I am bursting to the brim with the secrets of the past and must share them before I too depart from this world…
Somebody: Hey so do you have any cool history facts to share?
Me: I am two brain cells and the date of the Battle of Hastings stuffed into a tea-craving meat suit, and that is all