biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

so there’s a whole wikipedia discussion on why teratophilia doesn’t merit its own article b/c it’s such an obscure fetish.

and clearly i spend too much time on this site b/c i fell off the bed laughing. teratophilia is the desire to fuck a monster, monster fuckers are too ‘rare’ to get their own article