plinytheyounger:

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replied to your post “my mother describes millennial mores”

the only person whom I know who regularly drinks carrot juice is an 86-year-old sharecropper from Cleburne County, Alabama

I mean, his wife has been dead five years or so, so maybe he’s on the market??? but I don’t think the carrot juice necessarily follows from the sexual disappointment 

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