You know, I think the thing I appreciate most about this ask is the period at the end. See, without the period, it would just seem like a string of nonsense. With the period, it seems like a very long sentence translated, possibly from German (which would account both for the length of the sentence and for the capitalization of words in the middle of it), into some arcane avian tongue, a dialect spoken only by the most educated birds, which a mysterious creature has, for reasons unknown, come to the conclusion that I, your humble mod, might understand. I get a lot of weird shit in my askbox, but that period elevates this particular message so far above the common herd that it is even now wandering the astral plane.
[Image Description: Ask reading “Hallo und dooten Tag!”]
For fuck’s sake anon, I’ve got giant cuts across my rib cage and bandages restricting my ability to inhale you cannot fucking make me laugh this hard
Alternate take: the capitalized Doots form a diagonal line from the top right-hand corner of the paragraph to the last word of the last line, which makes me think this is actually some kind of knitting pattern.
Mooncustafer 