neil-gaiman:

marauders4evr:

lady-of-the-spirit:

marauders4evr:

So I just found out that back in the 90s, a famous British author wrote a series about an English boy with black, messy, hair and glasses who is told that he’s a magician so he and his pet owl enter the magical world that’s hidden in plain sight so that he can fulfill his magical destiny…

And the author is Neil Gaiman.

And the series is a series of comics called The Books of Magic.

AND IT CAME OUT YEARS BEFORE PHILOSOPHER’S STONE!

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Neil Gaiman: ‘I was surprised to discover from yesterday’s Mirror [18 March] that I’m meant to have accused J.K. Rowling of ripping off Tim Hunter from Books of Magic for Harry Potter. Simply isn’t true – and now it’s on the public record it’ll follow me around forever. • Back in November I was tracked down by a Scotsman journalist who had noticed the similarities between my Tim Hunter character and Harry Potter, and wanted a story. I disappointed him by explaining that, no, I certainly didn’t believe that Rowling had ripped off Books of Magic, that I doubted she’d read it and that it wouldn’t matter if she had: I wasn’t the first writer to create a young magician with potential, nor was Rowling the first to send one to school.

Yeah that’s exactly what I would say if a multimillionaire was counter-suing anyone who claimed that her books were similar to theirs. 

Sigh. Here, from 2008: http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2008/04/fair-use-and-other-things.html

Having said that I’m fascinated by the “new rumour” that seems to have sprung up on this –

I noticed it on the Guardian comments page

today, when someone began their comment with:

There is a story that Neil Gaimen was paid not to express criticism of Rowling for some of the similarities to his work.

I thought, “if there is, I haven’t heard it”. As far as I know the only person who ever claimed that was the mad muggles woman, Nancy Stouffer, at,

http://discuss.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/zforum/01/author_stouffer032801.htm

WDC: I read somewhere that some of the details in Rowling’s books could be seen as borrowing from The Sandman comic books–I believe owls carrying messages for wizards was one example. Asked about this, Sandman creator and author Neil Gaiman’s response was basically so what? Storytellers pick up bits and pieces from here, there and everywhere all the time as they create original works. Why is this bothering you so much more than anyone else whose “bits and pieces” may have been borrowed (and note I say MAY)? Because you have so many examples? I’ve seen them on your site and think most of them are coincidental and lacking in substance, no more justifying this brouhaha than the owl messengers would be for Gaiman to throw up his arms and scream plagarism.

Nancy Stouffer: The fact is that initially Gaiman did throw up his arms and yell plagiarism. It wasn’t until he had a movie deal that his comments began to change. Initially he was terribly annoyed.

(This is the Nancy Stouffer whose case, when it went to court, was thrown out and who was ordered to pay two million in attorney’s fees and fined $50,000 for “submission of fraudulent documents and untruthful testimony”. She lied a lot.)

Actually, what I said, on the Dreaming website, long before this place existed, back in 1998, when this nonsense first started, was,

Thursday, March 19, 1998
Neil on Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling

Posted by puck at 3:00 AM PST | Comments (3)

There’s a rumour going around that Neil is upset about the Harry Potter books being too similar to The Books of Magic. Neil asked me to post this to clear things up:

“I was surprised to discover from yesterday’s [Daily] MIRROR that I’m meant to have accused J.K. Rowling of ripping off BOOKS OF MAGIC for HARRY POTTER.

Simply isn’t true – and now it’s on the public record it’ll follow me around forever.

Back in November I was tracked down by a Scotsman journalist who had noticed the similarities between my Tim Hunter character and Harry Potter, and wanted a story. And I think I rather disappointed him by explaining that, no, I certainly *didn’t* believe that Rowling had ripped off Books of Magic, that I doubted she’d read it and that it wouldn’t matter if she had: I wasn’t the first writer to create a young magician with potential, nor was Rowling the first to send one to school. It’s not the ideas, it’s what you do with them that matters.

Genre fiction, as Terry Pratchett has pointed out, is a stew. You take stuff out of the pot, you put stuff back. The stew bubbles on.

(As I said to the Scotsman journalist, the only thing that was a mild bother was that in the BOOKS OF MAGIC movie Warners is planning, Tim Hunter can no longer be a bespectacled, 12 year old English kid. But given the movie world I’ll just be pleased if he’s not played by a middle-aged large-muscled Austrian.)

Not sure how this has transmuted into “Gaiman has accused Rowling of ripping him off.” But I suppose it’s a better story than the truth.

The Stouffer stuff was spun by sites like this –

http://www.geocities.com/versetrue/rowling.htm

Did Warner Brothers Pay off Neil Gaiman, Worst Witch and Melissa Joan Hart?
Warner owns the rights to Harry Potter. They later bought rights to Neil Gaiman’s work, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and distribution rights to the “Worst Witch.” They were the three main threats to the trademark.

After Neil Gaiman started squealing plagiarism, “Warner Brothers have optioned Sandman for a movie…” according to Neil Gaiman’s website. When it looked like ABC was about to dump “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” Warner went and paid the most it ever did for a comedy. How often does a show a network is dumping switches networks, let alone pay a record amount for it? Was Gaiman and the Harts who own the Sabrina show paid off?

Which, given that I don’t own Sandman or Books of Magic/Tim Hunter – they were both work for hire and are owned by DC Comics, a Time-Warner company, have been since they were created in the 80s – have never “squealed plagiarism” except in Nancy Stouffer’s sad mad mind and given that both Sandman and Books of Magic were first optioned for films by Warners some years before the first Harry Potter book was published, is not just astoundingly badly written lunatic conspiracy theory nonsense, but easily disproven creepy nonsense.

I went to a Gaiman reading years ago in which this came up,
and Neil’s comment iirc was that it all had to be just coincidence,
because the glasses, dark hair, and owl were such superficial details – if Rowling
had deliberately plagiarized his work (or even if she’d created the character independently and
then noticed Gaiman’s work before she submitted her own), the character’s appearance would have
been the easiest and most obvious thing to change.

tomfooleryprime:

Tell someone, “I don’t think I’m cut out to be a trauma surgeon” and most people wouldn’t accuse you of being bad or selfish. Maybe you don’t like high pressure situations or holding someone’s life in your hands. Hell, maybe the sight of blood makes you queasy.

Don’t want to be a professional sports coach? Maybe you’re not good at exerting authority or motivating people. Couldn’t handle being a accountant? Maybe you’re bad at math or would lose your mind riding a desk all day. Think you’d hate free-climbing because you’re terrified of heights? You’re probably right.

For every profession, hobby, or pursuit you could name, there are a lot of people who lack the personalities to enjoy it. And that’s ok. And wouldn’t it be silly to try to convince someone to devote a large portion of their life to something that would clearly make them miserable?

Yet if someone says, “I don’t think I want to be a parent,” there are many out there who insist the speaker must be mistaken or will certainly change their mind. Either that or they’re some kind of defective, selfish deviant.

And the greatest irony is, whenever those people bend to societal pressure and do have kids, even when they never really wanted them, the result is often a resentful, miserable parent and at least one innocent child, a child who never agreed to participate in the experiment titled, “You’ll love kids when they’re you’re own! Just try it!“

neuroticpantomime:

tilthat:

TIL that a boy was allowed to change his own name when he was 9 years old. Today, he is Dr. Loki Skylizard and he is a cardiothoracic surgeon from New Jersey.

via reddit.com

Jersey legend

“…he once came close to winning the Name of the Year contest, a competition put on by online sports news site Deadspin each year. People nominate others with unique names, and a bracket of names is made. People vote for the moniker they think is best. In 2014, Skylizard came in fifth, beaten by Shamus Beaglehole, Dr. Eve Gruntfest, Alkapone Cruz-Balles and Chubacca Hung — much to Skylizard’s disappointment.” https://www.news-leader.com/story/news/local/ozarks/now/2018/06/10/doctor-springfield-hormones-hrt-bioidentical-loki-skylizard/685197002/

doubletranquility:

my favorite trope is the thing star trek does where when a character lists something and they’ll list real things/people but add 1 thats fictional, like “great writers such as shakespeare, robert frost, edgar allan poe and zaxar the giant rat man“

That’s how you show it’s THE FUTURE.

My spouse (reading the French title for Bride of Frankenstein): La Fiancée de Frankenstein.

Me: Yeah, I guess she didn’t go through with the wedding. Come to think of it, I don’t think she agreed to the proposal either. So really it should be called The Unsuccessful Blind Date of Frankenstein.

kellisan1234:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

im short circuiting

There are so many questions but not enough answers…..

this just keeps getting more confusing

quillflight:

thetransintransgenic:

quillflight:

It was taught in a baraita that Rabbi Eliezer says: The souls of the righteous are stored beneath the Throne of Glory, as it is stated: “And the soul of my lord shall be bound in the bundle of life” (I Samuel 25:29). And the souls of the wicked are continuously tied up, and one angel stands at one end of the world and another angel stands at the other end of the world and they sling the souls of the wicked back and forth to one another, as it is stated: “And the souls of your enemies He shall sling out in the hollow of a sling” (I Samuel 25:29).

Rabba said to Rav Naḥman: What happens to the souls of middling people, who are neither righteous nor wicked? Rav Naḥman said to him: It is good that you asked me this question, for even if I were dead I would not have been able to tell you that. As Shmuel said as follows: These and those, the souls of the wicked and of the middling people, are handed over to Duma, the angel in charge of spirits. But these, the souls of the middling people, have rest, and these, the souls of the wicked, do not have rest. 

Rav Mari said: Even the bodies of the righteous will not be preserved and will become dust, as it is written: “And the dust returns to the earth as it was” (Ecclesiastes 12:7). 

The Gemara cites a related story: The diggers who were digging in Rav Naḥman’s land came upon a grave, and Rav Aḥai bar Yoshiya, who was buried there, rebuked them. They came and said to Rav Naḥman: A deceased person just rebuked us. Rav Naḥman came and said to the person buried there: Who is the Master, i.e., who are you? He said to him: I am Aḥai bar Yoshiya. Rav Naḥman said to him: How has your body been preserved? Didn’t Rav Mari say that the righteous will turn to dust? Rav Aḥai said to him: And who is Mari, whom I do not know? Why should I be concerned about what he says? 

—B. Shabbat 152b, sefaria.org

Rabba said to Rav Naḥman: What happens to the souls of middling people, who are neither righteous nor wicked? Rav Naḥman said to him: What a great question! Thank you for asking me! Yeah, no fricking clue. No fricking clue how I could even GET a fricking clue. kthxbai.

#And Rav Ahai said: ‘I DO WHAT I WANT – I’M FRICKING DEAD NOW. SUCK IT.