captainnotamurderer:

captainnotamurderer:

How to make anything you do sound suspicious.

Be mostly specific.

I.e. “Yes. I bought this with legal, tender, money that was acquired legally.”

“I met with a friend who is alive.”

“I went to the still standing, not-burned home of my enemies.”

“I was in Wisconsin and 12 when Princess Diana and her lover Dodi Al-Fayed were killed in Paris. You can feel the T.V., it’s warm.”

“The hardest thing about donating a body to a local medical school is navigating the website. The ‘donations’ page just wants money.”

Toronto councillor praises gerrymandering plan to silence “left-leaning” voices in the city

mostlysignssomeportents:

Robbo Mills writes, “Speaking at a press conference at the Provincial
Parliament in Queen’s Park on Monday, Toronto Councillor Giorgio
Mammoliti said Premier Doug Ford’s plan to gut Toronto City Council is a good move because it would silence ‘left-leaning’ voices on council.

“I live in Toronto. I live in Parkdale. I love this city. I hate these
fucking wannabe tyrant jerkweed asshat corporate puppet sausages. I also
hate that the for the next 4 years I’m going to be fighting a
relentless parade of these dipshitscicles. I hate it. I’m old. I’m
tired. But I ain’t gonna never back down on shenanigans like this. Fuck
them.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/08/01/giorgio-mammoliti.html

Just thinking about how one of the ways a story can win my
affection is by an obscure throwaway reference that 1. I get, and 2. Is appropriate
to the setting of the story: “Hey,” it says, “this author has done their
research, but they’re not bashing the reader over the head with it!”