All absolutely accurate, and I’d just like to add that if
you find old-time actors hot, you’re also going to be looking at a lot of:
Or:
you know, i know people normally balk at additions to their posts, but this hits a both magical and super-obscure sweet spot that, as a one-time old hollywood fan, i can say is true 😂
Try finding early Bogart films.
“Secondary Gangster”
“Primary Gangster”
“Mean Gangster”
“Sad Gangster
“Inexplicable Vampire”
Trying to find Charles Dance roles:
“Menacing old man with good dialogue”
“Menacing old man with bad dialogue”
“Obstructive bureaucrat”
“Morally ambiguous bureaucrat”
“Whiny old man in a wig”
“Oh look, he is not an antagonist this time!”
Obscure British Actors
Harry Potter and the Cameo on That One Episode of Foyles War
Villain in Piss Poor American Action Film
The cop that has a week left on the force who dies motivating the hero to…I didn’t actually watch the rest of the movie to be honest
Starring role in TV series erased by the BBC because they ran out of storage
Supporting part in Made for TV musical adaptation of novel that probably should never have been adapted as a musical
Minor part in six hour mini series starring Richard Chamberlain
Lead in Italian Horror movie only obtainable by finding a gnome in the forest and making unwise promises to him
Actually good movie that has been re-recorded so many times that is like watching a white moth fluttering around in a bright light
Small part in a movie that has the exact same name as another movie that came out the same year and you keep getting the wrong one…
Art film
Made for School’s Programming
Villain in anti-drugs propaganda film made by Interpol as part of community service
It’s hard to stop thinking of more:
MGM Musical (1951) as Relative with a Middle-European accent
Classic Courtroom Drama (1957) as Solicitor only there to introduce the Barrister who’s the actual important character
Up the Siege of Troy (1959) as “Patsy” Patroclus
Hammer Gorefest (1968) as Aged Villager
Numinous Britcom (1982-3) (cancelled midway through second series) as Possibly supernatural commercial traveller
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there’s an old man on my bus wearing a sparkly devil horn headband i don’t understand
now he’s wearing a hot dog hat this is not a drill
i’m putting on my dinosaur hat we can be hat friends
he got off at the same stop as me and waited for me to get off the bus so he could laugh and shake my hand and then he just walked away without a word this is the weirdest day of my life
I keep reading this to determine how it was written. There are indications that Trump may have actually written it himself. Some of the word choice, sentiment, and poor writing is very Trump-like. There is a sentence in there with like 50 commas that is just a travesty of wordcraft. I’m guessing he dictated it. Then someone proofread it and did their best to make it sound more official.
“I felt a wonderful dialogue was building up between you and me, and ultimately, it is only that dialogue that matters.”
I honestly have no clue what he is trying to say here. Is he referencing other dialogue with other people that didn’t matter? Is he saying that Kim’s talks with South Korea didn’t matter? Only the talks with the US matter? It’s just a confusing sentence to me. Maybe I’m too tired to figure out what he means. I don’t know.
I noticed he talked about how massive and powerful our nuclear capabilities are. The nuclear dick measuring continues.
This letter is a mess. I don’t know how his staff could let this be sent to anyone, much less shared with the press. This is a part of history. I feel like it should sound more distinguished. It sounds like an informal late-night email that you regret sending in the morning.
And why is he signing things with a sharpie? Everything has to be extra with Trump.
I was really hoping that South Korea could pull this off. I think their leadership did a ton of work and crafted an intelligent strategy for peace. Stroking Trump’s ego was an amazing chess move. But then Trump hired a walrus and it all went to shit.
I still think progress was made and perhaps there is an infrastructure for future peace. I think it is safe to say that Twitter diplomacy has let us down.
I don’t think Trump will get his Nobel Prize. Not unless he writes an amazing novel and wins for literature. However, I do think Moon Jae-in of South Korea should be considered. It was a helluva try, for sure.
My big question is… what do we do with these now? They made 275 of these bad boys.
Such a fascinating design. Why is Kim Jong-Un taller than Trump? Why is he smiling and Trump is not? Why does it look like a poster for a WWE matchup?
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