theshitpostcalligrapher:

itsplee:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

the-feeling-is-mutual:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

nachttour:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

sinthepainaway:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

psychoticrambling:

gallusrostromegalus:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

thesaurus-robot:

gallusrostromegalus:

gallusrostromegalus:

I wonder how many homestucks out there have “Secure” passwords that are really just regular shitty passwords but with thier favorite Typing Quirk.

Repsonses So far: 

Homestucks: I Feel Called Out And Am Being Personally Kinkshamed In My Own Home In Front Of God And My Cat

Normal people: “You know what? That’s as good a strategy as any.”

gallusrostromegalus :

gallusrostromegalus :

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Repsonses thusly immoderate :

Homestucks : halogen property titled come out And master’s degree animate thing in person Kinkshamed metal My personal come back stylish place Of supernatural being And My adult female

practice be : “ You tell apart what ? That’s every bit healthy metric linear unit military science element immoderate . ”

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This is totally incomprehensible! Thank you!

@theshitpostcalligrapher

holy fuckin shit. 

someone splurge out the 50 dollars that it’d take for me to do this whole goddamn ting 

How much would someone have to cough up to get it written up in a homestuck typing quirk tho?  

(I combined as many quirks as I could remember, kudos to anyone who can read this shit) 

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pr4ct1c3 bee : “ You t3ll 4p4rt ww)(at ? T)(4t’5 3v3ry b1t )(34lt)(y m3tr1c l1n34r un1t m1l1t4ry sc13nc3 3l3m3nt 1mm0d3r8 .

thanks i have necrotising fasciitis now

WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

I am laughing like a teakettle right now. All that I can manage is a high pitched whistling noise that’s confusing the dog. Thank you.

I HAVE WORK IN A HALF HOUR YOU CUCKS

Oh Honey, are you gonna have enough money for the hospital bills this caused?

i’m canadian 

But can we buy prints? 😀

im 100% sure this is not quality enough to live w my other prints on the etsy

im fuckin scared

SO SOMEONE FUCKIN,,,, COMMISSIONED ME TO MAKE THIS THING, BUT FUCKING FANCY 

Journalist: if millennials are killing previously popular industries, what are they sending their money on?

Millennials: so there’s this penmanship artist…

:D<

They’re Not ‘In Love,’ Denver Zoo Says As Petition To Keep Polar Bears Together Gains Support

why-animals-do-the-thing:

Here’s a fun misinformation campaign going on about the Denver Zoo’s announced polar bear moves, courtesy of a misunderstanding of polar bear behavior PETA perpetuated last spring. 

In mid-October, the Denver Zoo announced that their two resident polar bears, Cranbeary and Lee, would be moving to other AZA-accredited institutions. This reasons for this move are two-fold: to facilitate the Species Survival Plan conservation breeding program for polar bears, and so that Denver can begin work on remodeling their bear habitats. The polar bear population within American zoos is very small – only 44 animals – and has a lot of older individuals, so it’s really important for the sustainability of that program that bears of reproductive age are with partners with whom they’re producing cubs. Cranbeary and Lee have both been at Denver for six years, but have never had cubs – so they’ve been paired up with bears at other facilities with whom they’re a good genetic match. After their departure, the polar bear exhibit will be home to the zoo’s grizzly bears while funds are raised for the construction of a new, modern polar bear habitat. 

As soon as this move was announced, a petition showed up on Care2 (a non-profit petition platform that helps animal rights campaigns with their media strategies, and makes money by selling the contact information of petition signers to various groups – including PETA) saying that splitting up the bears was immoral… because they were in love. What’s more, that petition demanded that the bears be removed from the zoo population and sent to a sanctuary to live out their lives in each other’s company. But there’s a problem with that: polar bears are solitary, and Cranbeary and Lee are not “bonded.” Polar bears are naturally only social with other adult members of their species during the breeding season – maybe a month out of each year. The cute photos that populate the Care2 petition, as well as news releases about the move, were all taken during that short window. Just as the bears wouldn’t want to be near each other the rest of the time if they were in the wild, the zoo manages them as solitary animals and gives them space from each other the rest of the year. Denver zoo’s director of communications also noted publicly that the bears aren’t even getting along for the full breeding season: “Cranbeary has been losing interest in Lee even before that period ends, Kubie [said], noting that she ‘starts getting pretty agitated with Lee.’” 

So where did this idea of “bonded” polar bears in zoos come from? It was certainly popularized in April of last year, when a polar bear at SeaWorld Orlando died shortly after the zoo’s other female polar bear was transferred to another facility for breeding purposes. PETA’s vice president made public comment that the solitary female polar bear remaining at SeaWorld had lost all hope, given up, and died “of a broken heart.” This pseudo-scientific interpretation was then repeated internationally by news sources, and only a few bothered to include the AZA’s statement on the incident – none of them actually interviewed wild polar bear researchers to ascertain if there was any veracity to the claim. Some of it might be due to history, too –  for a long time it was common practice in American zoos to house adult polar bears together year round – until research started indicating that they were avoiding each other, and would prefer to be more solitary except during breeding seasons.

Because of the Care2 petition and all of the other animal liberation organizations voices that have boosted their message, there are now hundreds of thousands of people who believe that naturally solitary bears maintain emotional “friendships” with each other similar to those of humans. They’ve been convinced that sending these two polar bears to a sanctuary to “keep them together forever” is better for their welfare than keeping them within an accredited zoo program. There’s actually no information in the short petition about the behavioral, medical, and physiological needs of polar bears in human care, and how a sanctuary would be able to fulfill them better than an AZA-accredited zoo. (Instead, it repeats claims about stereotypical behavior and ignores the body of published, peer-reviewed research by the zoo world that informs polar bear habitat design and management programs.) they’d b

here’s no sanctuary specified in the petition, probably because it’s hard to tell if there’s a sanctuary in the United States would be able to provide an appropriate habitat or care for for polar bears. Given that Care2 is openly and frequently anti-zoo, it’s much more likely that this petition was created with the intention of further increasing anti-zoo sentiments among the public (when the zoo chooses not to remove genetically valuable animal from a conservation breeding program and send them to facilities whose quality of care it cannot guarantee) rather than actually improve the welfare of Cranbeary and Lee. 

TL;DR Animal rights groups and the petition sites that support them are spreading incorrect information about bears to further their anti-zoo agenda and to try to remove animals from zoo conservation breeding programs. 

They’re Not ‘In Love,’ Denver Zoo Says As Petition To Keep Polar Bears Together Gains Support

Let’s Talk About ADHD

adhdgeek:

adhdfcksakes:

missmentelle:

Of all the mental disorders out there, none is taken less seriously than ADHD. Lots of people believe that it’s made up. Some people believe that ADHD is nothing more than bad parenting. And plenty of people believe that it’s an excuse to medicate otherwise normal children. But here’s the thing:

ADHD is a very real disorder, and it profoundly affects the lives of those who have it. 

Let’s look at some facts about people with ADHD:

– 35% of teens with ADHD will not complete high school – that’s double the dropout rate of average teens.

– 30% of kids with ADHD will fail a year of school, or be required to repeat a grade.

– 45% of kids with ADHD get suspended from school at some point.

– Only 5% of teens with ADHD will earn a college degree, compared to 28% of the general population.

– Only 0.06% of people with ADHD will earn a graduate degree, compared to 5.4% of the general population.

– They have four times as many car accidents as the general population.

– They are 4 to 9 times more likely to go to prison.

– They are 11 times more likely to be unemployed.

– 61% will be fired at some point, compared to 43% of the average population.

– They earn, on average, $2 less per hour than their non-ADHD counterparts.

– They run a significantly higher lifetime risk of depression, anxiety, and antisocial disorders than people without ADHD.

ADHD is not a made-up disorder; it is a very real thing that has a profound effect on the lives of people who have it. 

So what other myths about ADHD are floating around?

Contrary to popular belief, ADHD is under-diagnosed. While there is some evidence to suggest that little boys are being over-diagnosed with it, girls are being grossly under-diagnosed. Teachers and parents’ are quick to recognize the disorder in boys; girls with ADHD, on the other hand, are dismissed as ‘ditsy’ or ‘spacey’, preventing them from getting the help they need. Doctors estimate that ADHD occurs equally in boys and girls, but boys are six times more likely to be diagnosed and treated.

ADHD is not a childhood disorder. Studies have found that anywhere from 30% to a whopping 80% of childhood cases of ADHD continue on into adulthood, affecting sufferers for the rest of their lives. Even when cases don’t continue, the education gaps created in early years can affect a person long into adulthood.

– ADHD is not caused by diet. The vast majority of cases of ADHD are genetic. Other major causes include prenatal exposure to alcohol, and traumatic brain injuries. No cases are caused by food dyes, or excessive consumption of sugar.

ADHD is not a “short attention span”. People with ADHD do not lack attention spans, they lack the ability to regulate their attention. When people with ADHD discover an activity that highly interests them, they can focus on it single-mindedly for hours, ignoring all other activities, much like you’d see in autism. 

ADHD medication turns kids into “zombies”. The medications prescribed for ADHD are not addictive or dangerous. In kids with ADHD, they ease symptoms and allow children to regulate their attention and control their impulses. Untreated children with ADHD are more likely to grow up to be drug or alcohol addicts; medication significantly reduces that risk. 

ADHD is one of the most common mental illnesses that any of us will encounter, but despite that, it remains poorly-understood, and is not treated as a serious disorder. People have grown skeptical of the disorder entirely, and look down on cases of ADHD as poor parenting or simple ‘drug-pushing’. The reality is that ADHD can make it extremely difficult to lead a normal life or achieve goals, and no one should look down on the treatments that make it possible for so many people to function. 

This is so important.

Can I print this out on a brochure and hand this out to every dildo that perpetuates these myths?!

Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

my-abibliophobia:

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To sum up this book in a single sentence – “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

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Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

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The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

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The story of the Minotaur. 

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NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

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Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

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EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

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How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

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MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

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How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

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CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

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The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

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HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

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And this is how he does it. 

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JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

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A story about Tanuki.

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AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

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SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

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The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

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The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

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NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

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Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

copperbadge:

I’m working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says “got” the word is often noted down as “God”.

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

podle5:

mr-mcduck:

land-of-birds-and-comics:

land-of-birds-and-comics:

god i just found this again while folder cleaning

one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same

one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck

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get on his fucking level, mickey

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#mickey: who’ll have to endure this humiliation#donald: who’ll get to wear the pretty dress

GET ON HIS FUCKING LEVEL, MICKEY