anybody else just disconnected from every form of news because if they hear one more sound byte of a woman tearfully recounting her assault to a room of mostly-apathetic mostly-men they’re going to scream
My brain, at 6 AM on a Monday: I wonder if you can order those little soy sauce fish shaped bottles in bulk, except without soy sauce in them. You should spend 30 minutes trying to find them instead of sleeping.
Must… resist…
Cons: Waste of money, waste of time, stupid, pointless, unnecessary, foolish.
god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass
the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet
that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises
‘Haha and hehe denote laughter in both Latin and English, and they sound like laughing when you say them.’ So says my favourite part of the grammar textbook by Ælfric (d. c 1010), Old English author + teacher (Harley MS 3271, f. 90r). –A V Hudson on twitter