On medieval art now sadly lost

elodieunderglass:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

elodieunderglass:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

gallusrostromegalus:

elodieunderglass:

elodieunderglass:

elodieunderglass:

(Scene: a romantic bedroom in Barcelona. ELODIE and the DR are in bed. ELODIE is sleeping while DR GLASS reads, like a nerd.)

ELODIE: *laughs self awake*

DR GLASS: what are you dreaming of, (romantic endearment)?

ELODIE: (asleep) “Hounds in the Pursuit of Booty.”

DR GLASS: ….

DR GLASS: what.

ELODIE: the 15th century Flemish tapestry. YOU know.

DR GLASS: what.

ELODIE: (asleep, annoyed) see, here on the card. Flemish tapestry, circa 1451. “Hounds in the pursuit of-”

DR GLASS: are you in a museum?

ELODIE: yes, in the medieval art section!

DR GLASS: is this a real tapestry, or your imagination?

ELODIE: (cognitive dissonance, wakes up) it’s… Oh. I was dreaming.

DR GLASS: what was this tapestry about???

ELODIE: you know. Medieval hounds pursuing a stag with a human butt.

DR GLASS: (speechless)

ELODIE: you know. A stag with a big round human butt. And the hounds were pursuing it. “Hounds in the Pursuit of Booty.”

This post is a few years old but tumblr suddenly suggested I use the tag again. So fuck yes.

@9thbutterfly reminded me of this and I was like … HAHA YEAH. HOUNDS IN THE PURSUIT OF BOOTY. GETS ME EVERY TIME

Elodie you really do have the best ideas.

hang on this is perfectly within my wheelhouse

i’ve frozen in petrified fear

unclench, @elodieunderglass

Good FUCKING god

I’m glad other people talk in their sleep like this.

cryoverkiltmilk:

tandembicycles:

cybermax:

coolcatgroup:

swordandthread:

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

HOLY SHIT

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

@quantumghosts

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams

these are important tags

Showed the middle picture to my husband and he said “That’s a Star Wars poster.”

darantha:

Two year old idea I finally got done. :’) I’d planned it for May, because mermay, but work got in the way, and then I hoped to do it in June but nope. Ah well, at least it’s done.

You can get the making of resources and hi-res JPEG through my Patreon!

If it’s hard for you to vote …

ihavealotoffeelings:

petymology:

In the town I live in, there’s only one place to get the state-required voter ID. It’s way out beyond the end of the bus line, and its hours are inconvenient and unpredictable. Also, the IDs cost like $30; the people who passed the voter ID law obviously didn’t think that was a budget-breaker for anyone who MATTERED.

If you have difficulty getting a voter ID, here are some thoughts:

– Contact a church. (I wish I could say contact ANY church, but to be honest, if you look unconventional, and you don’t know which churches in your town are the progressive ones, look for a Unitarian church. I suspect most synagogues would be more helpful than most evangelical churches, but I don’t know that from personal experience.)

When I was a church secretary, if someone had called and said, “I want to register to vote, but I don’t have a car and I don’t have $30 for an ID,” I’m pretty sure our entire governing board would have been lining up to help you out.

In this part of the country, nuns are a good bet, too.

– Contact the local Democratic Party office.

– Contact a YMCA or a YWCA. Did you know that fighting racism is actually part of the Y’s charter? Pretty sure somebody in that office will be able to help you get the ID you need to register.

– Go to your town’s website and look for a pro-diversity organization – a Multicultural Awareness Center, something like that. Give them a call.

– Call your library reference desk and ask if they know of anyone who could help.

I don’t actually think this would help, but it would be interesting: Call the local office of your senators and your representative, and ask if they can help you get a voter ID. At least it might be entertaining to hear them sputter.

Public librarian seconding the “ask your library” recommendation here. My library has multiple nonprofits tabling in the lobby to register voters in September and October, we have packets of legal information at the circ desk, we have every local government contact number and email there is, and we want to help you vote.