demonicae:

isashi-nigami:

if-only-angels-could-prevail:

tinyhatonapumpkin:

filipinawitch:

hostilemuppet:

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this headline gave me heart problems

Y’all know Jim parsons left the big bang theory cuz its toxic right??

Y’all know he os a gay man with moneywho is actually a really cool dude in rl??

Why all this “sorry gay/bi ppl gotta deal with this” from the straights??

Fuck you straight people, I am excited to see where this goes

Yea outside of TBBT he’s been a huge queer advocate, and shuts down homophobic bullshit. Like for example when Love, Simon came out and everyone was like “don’t we have enough of this/isn’t it too late for this?” He was like “do you people say that about every straight rom com that comes out??”

Plus his work outside of TBBT has mostly BEEN queer shit, including being in a movie about how shit the government was in regards to the AIDS crisis.

TBBT was his big break, he was a nobody before it. And unfortunately he got stuck with it for a while. Although he wasn’t afraid to use his newfound fame for a good purpose. And now that he’s free of it? We’re only gonna see more of his queer activism side.

Don’t forget that he’s an actor, not the character jfc. A gay guy trying to get a break signs a contract and gets stuck with a show, playing a shitty character….. Like. That’s not…. Don’t hate him for his first big role, yea?

is the tumblr crowd finally ready to stan jim parsons??? because i’ve been waiting for this moment

I didn’t know who this guy was but i’m so happy he’s free

Hate the show, not the actors, they’re just doing their jobs.

I’ve also seen a clip of him as Elwood P. Dowd in a stage
production of Harvey, and he was
quite good.

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_pb9hgifaT31qma63no1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://mooncustafer.tumblr.com/post/178253479990/audio_player_iframe/mooncustafer/tumblr_pb9hgifaT31qma63n?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_pb9hgifaT31qma63no1.mp3

bassiter:

revanchistsuperstar:

bassiter:

okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

Upon listening to this I have decided that I now need to do a Star Wars themed burlesque act to it that includes tap dancing and a sensual strip tease. Possibly dressed as Obi Wan Kenobi.

tape it and tag me when you do that, i’m BEGGING you

there are two
kinds of human
beings in this world
so my observation
has told me
namely and to wit
as follows
firstly
those who
even though they
were to reveal
the secret of the universe
to you would fail
to impress you
with any sense
of the importance
of the news
and secondly
those who could
communicate to you
that they had
just purchased
ten cents worth
of paper napkins
and make you
thrill and vibrate
with the intelligence

archy (from archy and mehitabel by don marquis)

stephendann:

roachpatrol:

elucubrare:

i read the phrase “heist movie set in the first century CE” on twitter and, like, please:

they’re plotting to steal a million sesterces from the imperial treasury. Vespasian is emperor. there’s at least one wrist sundial. anachronistic and silly gadgets abound. everyone goes by Marcus. there’s a high-speed chariot chase scene.

Ocean’s XI

“We’re gonna need to pull off the largest Vesuvius since the big one itself”

“What? You think we can’t get the elephants? Hannibal what? Oh come on, the Coliseum is out as well?”

“Okay, so

Spartacus,

Spartacus,

Spartacus,

Spartacus,

Spartacus, and 

Spartacus, wait, are you also  Spartacus? Okay then”

“This would be so much easier if we had a zero to use in the maths”

“Why do all of these maps point the same way?

Surely not every road?

Every road?

Even the one with the elephants?

Especially the one with the elephants?”