I’ve no idea why Lang’s got a toy monkey in this photo, but it was evidently a day for bold choices. I suppose someone had to pair a monocle and a plaid flannel shirt, I just wasn’t expecting it to be an Austrian movie director in the 1920s.
he and a couple other neighborhood cats were caught fighting a couple nights ago and someone picked them up and took them to the shelter, it doesn’t open until 11 so i can’t go get him yet
😑 costs 15 dollars to get a pet out of the shelter even though they’ve already inconvenienced me enough by kidnapping my son
snndjfdjcnjdkxm….
The chaperon is my favourite 15th-century headgear, because it’s a medieval hood flipped upside-down and tied, and (a) who was the first person to do that? and (b) how cool were they, that it caught on? Anyway, recently it seemed to me one could do the same with a hoodie, so I tried it out. It doesn’t form as dramatic a fall on one side, of course.
Isn’t this the dumbass whose tire popped from age and she tried to blame it on leftists?
I tend to assume that any WiFi network named “FBI Surveillance Van” is not coming from a real FBI surveillance van. I do give them some minimal credit for subtlety. Also, I’ve seen people joke for years: “Want to freak out your neighbours? Name your WiFi network “FBI Surveillance Van!”
Walking up to individuals and small groups to say, “Hi, how are you?”: wrong, unnatural, weird, awkward, physically painful
Walking up to a large crowd and saying, “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and various and sundry nonbinary personages, I must ask you not to scream, for the creature you are about see before you can do you no harm—-“: absolutely comfortable for me, somehow
i hate reading this post for the sole reason that it made me realize against my will that kermit and miss piggy are literally mr. and mrs. bennet personified and this crossover would probably work
i am disturbed by how well this works
alright now i’m just pissed off because that fits even better
Mooncustafer 