El Fantástico mundo del doctor Coppelius, part 2. More B&E

Exit, pursued by a bear.

Why does he even have that

Dr. C suddenly remembers he’s a sinister E.T.A. Hoffman character…

…for about ten seconds and then things get goofy again.

I swear that in context this is not quite as naughty as it looks.

“You’re lucky I bother rescuing you.”

“I’m not a RealDoll, I’m not even a real blonde.”

You do realize there’s an actual blonde in the village who’s, like, less than half your age and has a crush on you visible from space? Choose life, dude.

There follows the part of the ballet where the story’s all wrapped up but there’s still fifteen minutes of dancing.

THE END

Last night I found a film on Youtube of El Fantástico Mundo Del Doctor Coppelius (1966), a version of the ballet Coppelia. Unfortunately the widescreen is squished.

Featuring dutch angles and finger-snapping! ^^

Blacksmiths!

Fangirling!

B&E!

Lesbians!

Pennywise the Clown!

Makeup tutorials!

Funny wigs!

and that’s just the first half, we haven’t even got to the impersonating-an-android bit yet.