Tag: cute

jollityfarm:

today at ikea i was in line behind a guy who had a card literally filled to the top (and then some) with tiny vanilla-scented candles.  my first thought was that he was a living dril tweet, and my second thought was that he was a priest.  i put that idea out of my head because the dude was 6′4″, heavily tattooed, muscular, bald, and had a big bushy lumberjack beard.  we were making polite conversation, and i said, jokingly, “ah, you have a sermon today?”, gesturing to the candles.

“yes!” he said, “these are for my church!”

looking closer at his tattoos, i noticed they were all christianity-themed, and i was a big fuckin idiot.

anyway that’s how i met the most ripped priest in existence, at ikea.