niennanir replied to your post “I just saw a well-coiffed woman with an impeccable manicure reach into…”
I’d be interested to know what kind it was. Because my Mum walks by rare plants and sees them in less than ideal conditions and you can just see the little gears in her 72 year old head going: I’m going to return at night and rescue you from this prison, my little green friend.
I wondered, but it was one of like, 30 identical plants in that planter, so it can’t have been rare, it was clearly something chosen by the city to stand a reasonable amount of abuse.
What really weirds me out is that like…she also can’t have been wanting a plant for personal gardening use or she would have brought a bag to put it in or something. And if she wanted to give someone flowers, she could have broken off some stems. But no, she just pulled up the whole damn thing and kept walking.
Which makes me think she has plans to use it as some kind of prop. Like she’s going to make a dramatic boardroom entrance and throw it on the table and say, “Gentlemen, we have some weeding to do” or something.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
reblogged your post and added:that wasn’t a person that was an Avatar of Chaos
LOKI IN DISGUISE!
Lmao 😂 that’s against the gardeners code
That’s mad illegal 😂😂😂😂
I mean….it’s also technically theft of city property, I think.