tired of watching your kid?
A N C H O R T H E M T O T H E G R O U N D
train your toddler to outrun gaara’s sand shield
You fools… this will only make them stronger.
WHAT HAVE U DONE
Man i’m definitely going to glare at a parent more for putting ten pounds of weight on their developing toddler’s ankles than i ever would for a harness and tether.
Seriously, how is this seen as better?
“Don’t put a leash on your child
ATTACH WHAT IS BASICALLY A BALL AND CHAIN TO THEM”
I’m guessing it’s a joke, given the instruction at the bottom that reads ‘fill with water, sand or syrup.’
Mooncustafer 