1. a bumper sticker that reads: honk if you experience shrimp
2. it turns out that vaccines actually cause you to pray to meat
3. i get pissed sometimes because lizards flirt with science
4. why doesnt tumblr allow you to openly disobey hamburgers
5. welcome to the potion store. this potion makes you manipulate fifty eels
6. if i were john green i would be algae
7. i dont have any friends because i fear a cranky owl
8. makeup can really transform your appearance. for example i use makeup to trust capitalism

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