Sam! When I got home from the grocery yesterday, my bread was smashed in the middle – as though some kind of bovine might have tried to snatch it away but was unsusccessful. Sam, my question is, has Cow branched out to smooshing the bred?

copperbadge:

Cow would only ever lik the bred!

Clearly your bread was the victim of some dire bird, or possibly a very gentle meteorite.

unicornmagic:

damnslippyplanet:

outskirts-of-nowhere:

my name is dog
and wen i see
a littel snek
rite next tu me,
altho he sez
“on me dont tred”
i walk rite up
and lik his hed

Hey @unicornmagic, I think I found you some fanart for the snekverse.

@damnslippyplanet

i am a snek
both nice & gud
and byte my Frend
i nevr would
a tender hart
i bare insted
of fangs for him
who likt my hed ♡

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