If alcohol labels told the truth.
Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy
Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day
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Tequila makes my clothes fall off
OK enjoy responsibly, don’t pressure others to drink if they don’t want to, but I can’t help feeling like OP is a temperance activist who time-travelled from the 1919. Like, sure, people who tried to make my grandfather sign a pledge of lifelong abstinence when he was eight years old.
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