Odin: my hobbies include traveling in search of infinite wisdom, the art of poetry, and making people fly into fits of uncontrollable bloodthirsty rage, hmu

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Odin: lemme get dat wisdom

Mimir: fuck no

Odin: *stabs eye*

Mimir: k

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Odin: Freyja get over here I’m gonna learn Seidr

Gods: but that’s a woman thing

Odin: suck my ass

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Odin: how do I learn me the alphabet

Odin: *looks at Yggdrasil*

Odin: *looks at rope*

Odin: yes

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Odin: im so disappointed in the amount of horses legs

Sleipnir: *appears*

Odin: holy shit