Also, if you’re NOT a virgin, what do you wear on your wedding? A scarlet letter? Beige (widely regarded as the sluttiest shade)? A garbage bag that says ‘USED GOODS’ on it? If your family comes to your wedding do you have to have an awkward conversation with your parents? “Honey… I noticed you’re wearing that Whore Taupe color… Do you want to talk about it?”
What if you’re a virgin and you don’t want to wear white? What if you don’t look good in any shade of white or you just don’t like the color? Can virgins wear Slut Beige too? What if your wedding is after Labor Day?
Are these rules only for women? If not, how will men display their purity? How can I be sure that I’m getting a fresh model and not some stinky crumpled popcorn bag? THIS IS LIKE A STRAIGHT PEOPLE VERSION OF THE HANKY CODE EXCEPT IT MAKES LESS SENSE THAN THE HANKY CODE.
Mooncustafer 