penfairy:

every time I watch one of those classic horror movies where the entity starts out its haunting with little things like lights flickering and things moving around or going missing that Freak Out the inhabitants, I just imagine something trying to haunt my unobservant, forgetful adhd ass. I live in a perpetual fog of things going missing, and everything always seems a bit off because I never fucking pay attention so it’s always a Surprise when I do finally notice something. Lights flickering? Executive dysfunction means that lightbulb is never getting changed, oh well, flickering is better than darkness. Things not where I left them? Things are never where I left them. Weird noises? It be like that sometimes. Somewhere on the other side a demon is banging its head on hell’s gate in frustration. How has this bitch not noticed anything is wrong.