copperbadge: I do kind of want to write a fic now where Tony is trying to explain stock options to Clint.
copperbadge: “Take me through it one more time.“ "Clint it’s so simple." "Your stock is IMAGINARY.” “All stock is imaginary!”
scifigrl47: “WHY ARE YOU PAYING MONEY FOR IMAGINARY THINGS?”
copperbadge: “People pay ME money for imaginary things!" "You are a con man." "I AM A TITAN OF INDUSTRY!”
scifigrl47: “A conman with a COLLEGE DEGREE.”
copperbadge: “Does Pepper know your company is based on a lie?" "Pepper owns 24% of the lie!"
copperbadge: Meanwhile, Steve is like "THIS! THIS is why half the country was unemployed when I was a child!"
Discussing Vested Stock Options The Other Day, Like You Do
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