strangeselkie:

eshusplayground:

fromchaostocosmos:

i think for me the most unrealistic part of superhero shows and movies is that there aren’t like a bunch of Jewish people ruining the day for the villains. 

like our actual name translates too one who fights G-d

like that is our major deal we fight and question G-d all the fucking time we have turned it into an art form

sorry but some dickhead shows up trying to ruin shit and we like hole my Torah i got some butt to kick 

or some asshole claims to be G-d do you think we are not gone turn up in groups to annoy the ever living shit out of them

we will be there debating each other as some of verbally eviscerate and other punch the bejeezus out that scumbag

i’m just saying if you ever been at shabbat meal were a parasha debate is going on you know what i mean when i say before any superhero has time to even show up Jewish people will already have sorted it out

This is my entire beef with X-Men: Apocalypse. Some supermutant claims to be the God of the Israelites, and not one Jewish person–not even Magneto, of all people–punches him in the face and screams, “WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU!”

REBLOGGED SO FAST 

I think I just assumed most of the superheroes were Jewish

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