Who on earth would find you.. “hot”? Srsly.

sirfrogsworth:

I mean, one of the groups that helped me gain a significant following were the bear enthusiasts. They were always polite but they definitely loved throwing saucy compliments my way. I’m not sure flattery like that can be faked. 

Are you really so dense that in a world of 7 billion people you can’t imagine some of them have different tastes in what they find pleasing? 

Some like my thick luxurious hair. Some like my plump belly. Some like my fuzzy beard. And some find things like humor and intelligence attractive. 

My brain is super hot. 

What I’m trying to say is… PEOPLE LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS.

Perhaps the pool of folks who find me attractive is smaller than Chris Evans. Much smaller probably. But even if it is 0.1% of the population, that’s still 7 million people who think I’m all that and several bags of chips. That could fill 140 football stadiums!

Human beings were not meant to like the same stuff. Netflix has 76,000 micro-genres for that very reason. You’re basically saying that all people want to watch is Sci-Fi. Sure, it may be very popular, but some folks think space is lame and want to watch Cerebral Foreign Movies from the 1960s. (An actual category.) 

The bears think I’m hot.
The chubby lovers think I’m hot.
The 10 women I’ve dated seemed to think I was easy on the eyes. 
My mom thinks I’m very handsome.

And there is one thing about me that I think you’re underestimating. 

Once people get to know me, they tend to think I’m a swell fella. 

Whereas when people get to know you, they’ll probably learn you’re a shallow, judgemental ass. 

As far as happy, stable relationships go… I like my chances better than yours. 

Hot or not.