
some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)
which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)
MGTOW of c700 BC
dark-magician-girl-meets-world:
First teenager: Haha, you don’t actually believe in this ouija board stuff, do you?
Second teenager: Holy, shit! It’s moving!
Ouija board: W…E…V…E…U…P…D…A…T…E…D…O…U…R…P…R…I…V…A…C…Y…P…O…L…I…C…Y

Sunflower bike
1907Source: LovedayLemon/flickr
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “The fairies have bicycles now?!”

Flansy has slain the Overlook Hotel and is now wearing the hall carpet as a trophy.
A prequel series that slowly but steadily stops making any sense. At first there are minor continuity errors, but only to the degree that could be put down to imprecise language or misleading statements in the original, then gets worse and worse until by the final episode the main character of the original series has never been born, the antagonist is already dead, and the worldstate is totally different from how it was at the start of the original
I was watching Clone Wars and thinking how fucking funny it would have been if in one episode Anakin just fucking died
And speaking of Sophia Tolstoy, her diaries are just so depressing.
“I am to gratify his pleasure and nurse his child, I am a piece of household furniture, I am a woman. I try to suppress all human feelings. When the machine is working properly it heats the milk, knits a blanket, makes little requests and bustles about trying not to think […].“
She wrote this when she was 19, one year into her marriage to Leo and as she was pregnant with the first of his 13 children.
A few years later, when she was 25 or so:
“I am so often alone with my thoughts that the need to write in my diary comes quite naturally … Now I am well again and not pregnant—it terrifies me how often I have been in that condition. He said that for him being young meant “I can achieve anything”. For me […] reason tells me that there is nothing I either want or can do beyond nursing, eating, drinking, sleeping, and loving and caring for my husband and babies, all of which I know is happiness of a kind, but why do I feel so woeful all the time, and weep as I did yesterday? I am writing this now with the pleasantly exciting sense that nobody will ever read it, so I can be quite frank with myself […].“
During her 12th pregnancy she wrote about taking scalding baths and jumping from high pieces of furniture to try and miscarry. And at one point while reading her husband’s diary (which he told her to read) she found the sentence “There is no such thing as love, only the physical need for intercourse and the practical need for a life companion.” In her own diary she wrote “They ebb and flow like waves, these times when I realise how lonely I am and want only to cry…”
A few years before her husband’s death, she published a cycle of prose poems titled “Groans”, under the pseudonym “A Tired Woman”.
This basically just confirms my response to the
ending of War and Peace.
BOOST THE HECK OUT OF THIS POST!
Always remind people about the Chevalier de Saint-Georges,
and Thomas-Alexandre Dumas